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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 609 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 995301 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 169 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!