ANARCHY WITHOUT RULES, THE SERVER WAS CREATED NOT A LONG TIME ago. THERE IS NO DONATION ON THE SERVER, EVERYTHING IS EQUAL. VERSION 1.16.2. VISIT US
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2246 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
