ANARCHY WITHOUT RULES, THE SERVER WAS CREATED NOT A LONG TIME ago. THERE IS NO DONATION ON THE SERVER, EVERYTHING IS EQUAL. VERSION 1.16.2. VISIT US
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 371 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5054 | Star Shards Collected: | 59 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
