| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7673 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 196 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 518 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Potions Brewed: | 29 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2791 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1787 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1084 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 46 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 435 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 597 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 136 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 188 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9084 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 612 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5778 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.
We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.
Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8168 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2617 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 451296 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4769 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2279 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3679 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9032 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1411 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Votes: | 7604 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4884 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 282 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3276 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5847 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6675 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 164 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
