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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1734 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?