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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6480 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?