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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8654 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?