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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8124 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Votes: | 9343 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?