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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5442 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?