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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 363 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?