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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 423 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 387 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 125 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?