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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1458 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?