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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9316 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4674 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?