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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3724 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Crops Grown: | 4868 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!