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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3890 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!