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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 704 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5643 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!