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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3590 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 139 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
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