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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8390 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 | Ores Mined: | 7708 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 119 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!