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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4254 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1372 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!