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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8024 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 1709 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Votes: | 2520 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!