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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8607 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 24 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!