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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8417 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 5160 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!