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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3300 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 73 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!