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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5146 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 224 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!