Aluye Middle School | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1650
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Runes Activated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	140
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	9847	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	78	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5500	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mines Excavated:	2641
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Yanks Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	260
Zombie Dances:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mines Excavated:	2421	Enchantments Applied:	146
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3987

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Runes Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2162

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4