Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Penzcraft

    Penzcraft

    Penzcraft is a mature 24/7 Vanilla SMP server. There are no crazy plugins that takes away that vanilla feel that we all love. However, we feel that some plugins are required in order for the players to have a fun experience on the server, such as grief protection and an economy.

    Our map is split into two sections, north and south, where the south is the peaceful non-PVP area and north is the crazy PVP area.

    Everyone can come on the server, but you won’t be able to leave spawn until you have been approved.

    Admins: JRPenza620 & Clarsen12 Moderators: LiLouSWE & Eviia

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • RockyCraft

    RockyCraft

    This is a HardCore Factions Server. You only get 1 kit and that’s it. You can Grief, Raid, ect….

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6843 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Harryo Anarchy Server

    Harryo Anarchy Server

    In high quality datacenter with daily backups No rules No map change or reset No lag Safe place to build your base

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3638 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Emeralds Found: 7577 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Sofurry

    Sofurry

    Completely fun, the Moderators are beyond Awesome!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • JellyPvP

    JellyPvP

    We are the perfect kit pvp server <3

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Emeralds Found: 2492 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Zdug

    Zdug

    It’s a semi vanilla server

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Funtheory

    Funtheory

    Hosted in Canada, operated from the land down under, Fun Theory is a hub server that wants to push the limits of your average gamemodes. Bigger plots, peaceful factions, our very own themepark! Two Captains’, Stuvman & foxes run this ship, with helpful crew to aid you along in your FT experience.

    Please see us here: http://funtheory.enjin.com/

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Innectis

    Innectis

    We have been a community since May of 2011 and boast a featureset that was written right from our development team.

    A few of our features include:

    Lot system which allows you to get an area that only you and people you allow. Protect/Restrict various blocks (chests, trapdoors, doors, etc.) Multiple worlds (Survival, Aether, Nether, Creative/Pixel art world and a resource world) And more!

    Ranks: VIP – Access to 3 100×100 lots. Super VIP – Access to up to 5 150×150 lots, TinyWE usage, lights anywhere (places glowstone at feet) Goldy – Infinite lots up to 300×300, backpack, larger TinyWE selection, prefix editing!

    New features are added more and more with each update. Staff can be found on forums or in-game.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pro Mc Games

    Pro Mc Games

    Pro Mc Games is a futuristic themed mini-game server that is has completely custom coded plugins. We currently offer many well known game modes with our own twists to them. Come check us out! play.ProMcGames.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Crops Grown: 5963
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ChileMinecraft.cl Towny

    ChileMinecraft.cl Towny

    Come play with ChileMinecraft, make your adventure, server with more than 8 GB of ram, 100 slots and improving every day, we have an exclusive forum for your problems, download area for the Launcher and more.

    ** YOU CAN EARN MONEY BY VOTING DAILY ON THIS PAGE, MORE INFORMATION AT http://chileminecraft.cl/mensaje/18557/ **

    SERVER INFORMATION ON CHILEMINECRAFT.CL, VERSION 1.7

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Divine Spears Created: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 906598 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Viperlance

    Viperlance

    =Now With Vote Roulette!=

    This survival server is for players of any age and any skill-set. This is a very unique server that allows a lot more freedom than most. You can trust that your kids are safe here from bad language. We are a fun friendly community where all can come to play an amazing game together!

    Join us today and see Viperlance.Net for other useful tools 🙂

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Ores Mined: 7454

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Avendria Rush Party Deutsch

    Avendria Rush Party Deutsch

    Our Minecraft server is a large server network that is looking for many active players (cracked and premium possible)! We currently have 5 game modes (Rush, Build, Creative, Party, SkyBlock) For more see Avendria.de

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Abuscus 2.0

    Abuscus 2.0

    !NEW! Multi-verse Economy And All that other stuff

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Animals Bred: 95 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Balayacraft

    Balayacraft

    JOIN ON BALAYACRAFT.DE

    BalayaCraft has existed since October 5, 2012! We always try to create a fair environment for you. We have a mature team of 25+ and are always there for you if you need help! Our network is small and familiar and includes a total of 3 servers (+bungee).

    We look forward to seeing you! Kind regards, your BalayaCraft team

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 110 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ShikeCraft

    ShikeCraft

    Testing

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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