ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GrassCraft Hardcore Factions

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP

Hardcore Factions PVP Raiding

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	386
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MyCraft

Creative

The Best Creative Server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Weach MC

Creative, PvE, PvP, Survival

WeachMC ,vote-free rank ,kitpvp ,skywars ,mobarena ,blockhunt spleeg mmcmo survival pvp-kletka ontime-rewards

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GodsPvp.net

Factions

GodsPvp.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PimpCraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to PimpCraft!!! This is a Faction server, where pvp and raiding is allowed!! The community is very friendly!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TheArMaGeDooM

Skyblock, Skywars

TheArMaGeDooM

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CRAFT.LV

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

IP= MC.CRAFT.LV = MINIGAMES = SKYPVP = SKYWORLD = SKYBLOCK = SKYWARS = EVENTS = MEGADROPS

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mine-Prison

Prison

Mine-Prison

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PARAPVP

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Raiding

ParaPvP.com is a Hardcore PvP server that provides the highest quality PvP Experience.

There are many ways to survive in ParaPvP, some resort to PvPing solo at our custom PvP spawn, and others will prefer to track and raid their enemies vaults and other goods.

ParaPots, a semi HCF server that makes Minecraft more enjoyable and encourages teamwork. There are events such as ‘King of the Hill’ which can keep you entertained for hours on end. We use a balanced kit based system and balance pvp modifications such as enchantments and potions for a more immersive gameplay experience!

Despite your PvP-style I can guarantee you will have a awesome experience at ParaPvP.com

Hope to see you soon

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TraxxCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival

Come join our amazing server. Everyone gets a pet, and a fun game. Feel free to give us feedback.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The BlockShed Minecraft

Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

The BlockShed. New Info here soon.

New Info here soon.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Void Armor Forged:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Daemon Network

Prison, Skyblock

Daemon Network Is A Awesome New Server that Has Op Drug Survival, Op Prison And Soon Skyblock. Right Now We Are Looking for staff so come join. At 15 Players We Do A Mp And A Dp And A Mp Every week. At 30 Players We Give Away A Donor Rank. So Come Over Now And Play DaemonNetwork

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CorePrison

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvP

OPPRISON // CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS // LUCKYMINECRATES // CUSTOM CODED FEATURES: Custom Enchantments: – Explosive (Create explosions in your mining path!) – Leveler (Level your pickaxes enchants up by mining) – X (Mines an X in your path) – Creditor (Randomly get CoreCredits for mining!) – CreeperFace (Mines a creeperface) – Haste (Gives the player haste) – Speed (Gives the player speed) – Thor (Randomly strike lighting creating a explosion! VOTE PARTIES – Credit System for Enchantments -Lucky Minecrates – Randomly find minecrates getting credits and sell boosts for loot! – XPfly – Use XP as a fuel to fly infinitely – Crates – Ranking UP, Voting and other crates! -Aside from our amazing development team, we have a great staff team to help control and moderate the server to make sure the user experience is the very best it can be! play.coreprison.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Gruvdrift

Survival

Good server for beginners. Everyone is kind and it is very hard to die.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GlaicialPvP

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

We have recently RE-Released the server under a different name due to the old server got taken over by the old co-owner, This server is now called PrisonMC and its the original OP Prison server to the old network The SoneZ Network!

We have put alot of work into the server and wish for you guys to come check it out!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!