ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NirvannaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

This is the best server out there with MCMMO, Bukkit etc and awesome staff. Come on down to NirvannaCraft today.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Alluminus

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

We are a small survival server with a friendly community. Our server is designed to be the perfect survival experience with just enough plugins to enhance the game play without ruining the fun and thrill of vanilla survival. All players of all different ages are welcome on this server, and when you join people will be happy to greet you. Join Alluminus today and become part of the great community!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CinemaPrison

Prison

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Grotto

Beaconplus, Beacons, Beaconsplus, Bosses, Chattags, Chestshops, Claims, Community, companions, Cosmetics, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Landclaiming, Lands, Mounts, Nogrief, Nop2w, Pets, Playershops, Playerwarps, Raid, Raidbosses, Raids, Scavenger, Scavengerhunt, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Store, Survival, tags, Wardrobe, Warps, Wearables

The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Burrow

Creative, Roleplay

The Burrow is a small but growing Minecraft network, offering many features. We offer many features, and are always looking to add more features and game modes to make our community more enjoyable as we grow. Below are some of the main features we offer.

Creative ———- – Extremely large 500×500 plots which can be merged with your other plots to create even larger plots – Get 2 plots from the moment you join – you can unlock more plots by voting for the server or donating – Free world edit from the moment you join (including copying, pasting, replacing, set blocks, spheres, cylinders and more – liquids are allowed too!) – Free VoxelSniper access (for terraforming) – Import & export schematics through our website so that you can import your existing builds (or other peoples) and export your builds on the server to share with others!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafthub

Economy, Survival

Official SMP server of the CraftHub.net Minecraft blog! We provide a survival atmosphere with custom items, events, protections and more! Running with almost no downtime for over 4 years

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LeafNetWork

Skywars

Just a bunch of friends who is know for our SkyWarz, and we made a server for it…….!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineDead

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Minedead is a new and innovative Zombie survival server. Fight off hordes of Zombies, explore our vast map, loot chests, level up your character to unload new weapons and much much more!

Join today! IP: play.minedead.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MorkyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Our server prides itself on having minigames that NOBODY else has. well except for the public servers who we ripped them off from.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InfinityRealms

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Join this server we need the PUblics help!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dig Big Tekkit Server

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Come and play! You need: Blankets Dig Big pack installed A legit version of Minecraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.