Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Mineous

    Mineous

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    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Laughcraft

    Laughcraft

    Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 31

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • VelocityMC

    VelocityMC

    Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • VanillaMC

    VanillaMC

    This is a regular survival server

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Faded Skyblock

    Faded Skyblock

    Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

    Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Dovercraft

    Dovercraft

    Dover craft Friendly towny server

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Vanilla Craft

    Vanilla Craft

    Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

    If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

    JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

    Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Animals Bred: 37

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • UWARS

    UWARS

    -=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

    -=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • AssassinCraft

    AssassinCraft

    -24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 124 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Craft Life – Survival

    Craft Life – Survival

    Survival Server

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • xxooss

    xxooss

    Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SkyArmy

    SkyArmy

    We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Kingdom of Naelov

    Kingdom of Naelov

    ===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MCIsland

    MCIsland

    Welcome to the Minecraft Survival + Guilds 1.7.2 server!! IP: n6.csrv.pl:14834

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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