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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6318 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7570 |
Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
but, like, that’s not all. there’s also a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. and if you can tame it, you can ride it into battle against evil zombie villagers.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the top of the tallest mountain? yea, good luck finding it though, cuz it’s guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then, like, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!