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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7461 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
but, like, that’s not all. there’s also a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. and if you can tame it, you can ride it into battle against evil zombie villagers.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the top of the tallest mountain? yea, good luck finding it though, cuz it’s guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then, like, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!