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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8987 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Our alliance is made up of the most clueless players you’ll ever meet, but hey, at least we’re entertaining! Whether we’re accidentally blowing up our own bases or getting lost in the wilderness for hours on end, you can always count on us to provide some laughs.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are so hilariously unprepared for the end of the world? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead us to victory in this virtual war. Or, you know, just end up accidentally setting off a TNT trap and blowing us all to smithereens. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!