All Abortionists Go To Hell Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

WeddingCrasher420

abandonment issues, anger, big boy pants, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial damage, funeral etiquette, Grief, hurt feelings, Jealousy, Manipulation, mental damage, NC relationships, oversensitivity, pettiness, sibling issues, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, wedding drama, WeddingCrasher420

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AltLifeCraft

alt accounts, alter ego, AltLifeCraft, Anonymity, creativity, Deception, disguise, experimentation, Exploration, freedom, hidden agendas, Identity, multiple personas, online gaming, privacy, Real Life, role playing, secret identities, social media, undercover, virtual world

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest alt account dreams! Imagine having multiple personalities in real life – you could be a ninja one day, a pirate the next, and a unicorn the day after that! Join our server and experience the ultimate identity crisis in the best way possible. From building epic castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless when you have multiple alt accounts in real life. So come on, join us and let your alter egos run wild in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

AudioPlayer, Basic, Bluemap, Builder, city building, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Explorer, Grief Protection, hermitcraft, International player base, Minecraft, Nether, ordinary, Pig PVP Event, Players, redstone engineer, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, Skills, smp, Struggle, Suck, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Whitelisted server

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Category	Description
Version	Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
Whitelisted	Yes
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players
Whitelisted server for a high-quality community
Frequent server-wide events

Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

How to Join:

Join us on DISCORD

Happy crafting!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server always up to date with the latest features?	Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
How can I protect my builds from griefers?	Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, buu, Cell, DAIMA, dragon ball, dragon ball daima, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Gohan, goku, Manga, Minecraft, Most powerful warrior, Peak of powerlessness, PIXEL, power levels, Saiyan Saga, Server, Super Saiyan, Vegeta, Z fighters

Are you tired of being a powerless warrior like Gohan after Buu? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most powerful warrior in all the land! We have enchanted diamond swords that can slice through anything, even obsidian! Our potions are so potent, they’ll make you feel like you can take on the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind your back. So come join us and show everyone that you are the true master of Minecraft combat!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP

Darth Vader, Empire, Fanatic, galaxy far far away, george lucas, Han Solo, jedi, lightsabers, Luke Skywalker, millennium falcon, Minecraft, original trilogy, Prequels, Princess Leia, Rebellion, Sci Fi, Sequels, Sith, smp, space opera, star, Star Wars, stormtroopers, the force, Wars

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where every block is shaped like Baby Yoda and every mob is a Stormtrooper. Yes, you heard me right. This server is a galaxy far, far away from your average Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.

So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CultLeader’sLoot Minecraft Server

agnostic, cult leader, cult like, CultLeadersLoot, disgusted, divorced parents, Earl Grey tea, elders, Followers, Gifts, income, Minecraft, moving back home, Muslim, olive oil, Pension, philosophy, respected elder, Server, spiritual gatherings, unfair gift, University

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cult gathering? Look no further! Our server is like a spiritual journey, with elders to guide you and gifts to offer. But don’t worry, no foot kissing required!

Join us and experience the thrill of denying gifts to the Grumpy Elder. Show your rebellious side and stand up against the cult-like practices of our server. Who needs olive oil and Earl Grey tea when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, don’t let anyone make you kiss their foot, unless it’s for a really good trade deal!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EURejoinMinecraftServer

10 years, agreements, brexit, discussion, EU, EURejoinMinecraftServer, european union, foreign relations, Future, MEMBERSHIP, negotiations, Peter Mandelson, Political, Potential, referendum, Rejoining, speculation, talks, Time, Trade, uk

so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

IslandWarfareCraft

Army training, combat tactics, IslandWarfareCraft, jungle warfare, Military & Combat, military challenges, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, Military operations, military preparedness, military readiness, military simulation., military skills, military strategy, military tactics, military training, Pacific island warfare, Pacific theater, US army, warfare training

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can reenact epic battles from the US Army fighting in the Pacific islands? Well, look no further because our server lets you do just that!

Picture this: you and your squad of blocky soldiers storming the beaches of a tropical island, dodging enemy fire and building sandcastle fortresses to defend your territory.

But wait, there’s more! We have special power-ups like coconut grenades and banana bazookas to add some fruity fun to the mix. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant crabs that roam the island, ready to challenge any brave warrior who dares to face them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your skills in Pacific island warfare like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

👑 Disharmony Drips 👑 [SMP] [PVE] {Proximity Voice-Chat} {No Resets} {1.20+} {Java}

1.21.1 update, Bosses, Build Competitions, Community, Competitions, Discord, Disharmony, drips, Dungeons, Economy, epic adventures, Events, gladiators, Hide and seek, java, MCMMO, Murder Mystery, Pets, Proximity, PvE, Resets, RPG elements, smp, Tournaments, Towny, Voicechat, Website

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (1.21.1 THIS WEEKEND)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat
Towny & Economy
PvE & PvP
Bosses/Dungeons
Pets
RPG Elements
Events

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Harmony Falls?	You can join Harmony Falls by using the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?	No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls and can be toggled on or off within the server.
What RPG elements are present on Harmony Falls?	Harmony Falls features MCMMO for leveling up skills and embarking on quests.
Are there regular events on Harmony Falls?	Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions for players to participate in and win prizes.
Can I bring my own pets on Harmony Falls?	Harmony Falls offers a variety of pets that players can acquire within the game to accompany them on their adventures.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	434	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server

frosty, Minecraft, Scoops, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of ice cream and the creepers explode into sprinkles! Join us for a sweet adventure filled with wacky surprises and delicious treats.

Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Castle, where players can battle it out in epic ice cream wars and compete in ice cream eating contests. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ice cream!

But be warned, the Ice Cream Yeti roams the land, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this frosty foe and reclaim your frozen treats?

Join us for a scoop-tacular time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor – things are about to get seriously silly!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Animals Bred:	56	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Debate Minecraft SMP Series

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Build your dream base, form alliances with other players, and maybe even start a war or two (all in good fun, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy, a haunted mansion where ghosts roam the halls, and a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KarmaCraft Minecraft Server

Career Advice, Communication Issues, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, financial struggles, housing crisis, job loss, Karma, KarmaCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, unemployment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, tears, and questionable life choices – just like my brother’s job search!

Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.

With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BoyfriendBrunchFail

AITAH, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBrunchFail, Breakfast, busy, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DoorDash, FRIDAY, groceries, ignoring, light sleeper, pouty behavior, relationship, Routine, Sleeping, special day, standoffish, Understanding, work from home

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize rest over breakfast delivery!

Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!

And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CashBackSibMinecraftSMP

Borrowing, borrowing from family, CashBackSibMinecraftSMP, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Etiquette, family, finances, financial boundaries, loans, MONEY, money management, personal finance, relationships, Repayment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, Siblings, Trust

Are you tired of constantly being broke because your little sibling keeps stealing your hard-earned diamonds on our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and take revenge by building elaborate traps to catch them in the act! Who needs a bank when you have a sibling thief to keep you on your toes? Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry showdown!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	105	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10