All Abortionists Go To Hell Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FastingFrenzyCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

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Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2803
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

UNIFILgateRage

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come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PangeaMC

Earth, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Wacky Town Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CoverCraftMuslimLand

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Spears Created:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyBrewHaHa

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

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come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

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omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8812	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AwoogaMC

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Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?

Join now!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4680	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2