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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7037 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.
oh, and get this, we once had a player who built a whole city out of diamond blocks. yeah, DIAMOND BLOCKS. it was like bling bling central up in here.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. like, we’re talking enchanted swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.
so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind and make u laugh till u pee ur pants, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
