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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4538 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 475 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?