AlbanianCraft: Where Europoors learn to love Albanians and build epic worlds together!

Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Farms Harvested:	846
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui, Bonjour Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama happens! Share your exes (or your crushes) in real life and let the chaos unfold. We bring the drama of France right to your Minecraft screen – because why not, merde quoi putain! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, betrayals, and maybe even a French revolution or two. Who needs boring old building when you can have a soap opera in Minecraft? Join now and let the drama begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Flagged for Diversity Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like a melting pot of Minecraft enthusiasts from all corners of the world! We’ve got players from the North Pole building igloos, players from the Amazon rainforest swinging from vines, and even players from Atlantis building underwater castles! Join us for a truly global Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make friends with a Martian or two!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6893	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Neuro’s Hive – Where Bees Rule and Chaos Reigns!

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Pool Party Edition, where you can dive into a virtual world filled with AI madness and VTuber shenanigans.

Ever wondered who Neuro-sama is? She’s not just any AI, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to master the art of playing osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal gave her a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model, turning her into a VTuber extraordinaire. She’s here to entertain you with her quirky responses, wild rants, and even showcase her singing skills. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI overlord!

Check out our schedule for all the wacky events and streams happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for all the latest updates and craziness.

Want to learn more about AI but find it confusing? We’ve got you covered with educational videos and resources that will blow your mind. And if you’re feeling inspired to create your own AI like Neuro-sama, we’ve got tips and advice to get you started on your journey to AI domination.

But that’s not all! Dive into our merch store for some epic Neuro-sama swag that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. And don’t miss out on our Catbox archive for all the juicy details from past server events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI, VTubers, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even make friends with Lia from Phase Connect or uncover the mysteries of LoRA. It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCreeper’s Club: Where even the best girl doesn’t have her own route!

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Are you tired of getting cucked for no reason in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the best girl ALWAYS gets her own route! No more being stuck with the worst girl and getting cucked for no reason – join us and experience true fairness and justice in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the worst girl on our server is actually secretly a pro PvP player who will destroy anyone who dares to underestimate her. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, drama-filled world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1741	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ores Mined:	6877	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Farms Harvested:	834	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the devil himself would be scared to roam around here. We’ve got mandatory readings and listening that will have you questioning reality while building your pixelated empire.

Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.

Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further because our server, Dawntrail, is here to shake things up!

Join us for our Early Access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Our Release Date on July 2, 2024 will blow your mind with all the crazy in-game events we have planned.

Ever wanted to crossover into Final Fantasy XVI? Well, now you can with our exclusive event, The Path Infernal. But hurry, it ends on May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT!

And that’s not all, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions like a pro and show off your skills in our PvP Series 5.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And don’t forget to join our meetups, like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or the Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join Dawntrail now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Previous threads can’t even compare! 😉🌟🎮 #minecraftmadness #dawntrailfun #joinusnow

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	150	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Items Found:	3316

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4442	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy bosses and even crappier situations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the daily grind and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hours!

Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy streaming! Join us for a chance to build alongside Petra Gurin, who once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks just because she felt like it. Or team up with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will lead you on quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – on our server, you might just run into Luxiem, where Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are known for their epic pranks that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. And don’t forget about ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette and Aster Arcadia host the most epic costume parties in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the occasional creeper that might sneak up on you – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magic Items Found:	6732
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixelated Nonsense: The Server Where Anything Goes (Except Canon)

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our non-canon games! Ever wanted to play Minecraft but with flying pigs instead of chickens? Or how about a game mode where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding on the back of a giant chicken? We’ve got it all!

Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos. Our non-canon games will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to regular Minecraft again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Version 4.6 “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades” is in full swing! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the Discovery Collaboration Web Event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” where you can uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you can battle it out with a horde of cat warriors for ultimate glory.

With characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara at your disposal, you’ll never run out of ways to wreak havoc on your enemies. Plus, our current weapon banner features the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn, perfect for unleashing chaos like never before.

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll feel like you’re cheating the system. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PixelPanicCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual time machine straight to the wild west of the internet! Join us and uncover the de-anonymized archive of all the old internet’s “4chan posts” – who knows what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious memes you’ll find! And hey, maybe you’ll even discover some of your own old posts and reminisce about the good old days of internet trolling. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s dive headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of the internet’s past!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3