Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure with Akagi himself! After defeating Ichikawa, Akagi has turned to the world of Minecraft to showcase his unmatched skills in strategy and cunning. Will you be able to keep up with his mind games and outsmart your opponents?

Explore a world filled with hidden treasures, challenging puzzles, and epic battles. Build your own empire and conquer the land, all while learning the ways of the legendary Akagi. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to his unbeatable luck!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of Akagi’s epic journey in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become his next rival or ally in this crazy, unpredictable world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 498 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Divine Spears Created: 29 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • New desert island Season Jurassic server Minecraft

    New desert island Season Jurassic server Minecraft
    Ostrov

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Villages Defended: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Lucky Panda

    Lucky Panda
    LuckyPanda is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.20.4. The server offers a community-driven economy, allowing every player to earn, sell, and trade goods with other players independently.

    The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

    Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/pDMD8m63

    Online Interactive map: http://51.161.12.203:8206/

    Features:

      Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).Skyblock and Creative WorldsFree fly weekends (Sat/Sun).Towny land claiming, Create towns, Nations, and alliances.Bartering economy system.No grief.Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.In-game private messaging, multiple homes, and player-to-player teleportation.Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.Voting ranks and rewardsResponsive staff.Server shops, and public player market.Hosted in the USA.

    The server offers a variety of plugins to enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as Quests, keep-inv, player warps, towny, and more!

    We aim to deliver the most enjoyable and safe gaming experience.

    Show your support for the server by voting to earn free ranks which grants perks such as extra homes, chest shops, and more!

    JAVA IP: luckypanda.mc-play.org

    BEDROCK IP:

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 New Chunks Explored: 758130
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Dimension Hops: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • The Groat Show: Level Up, Loot, Laughs – No Square Bounds!

    The Groat Show: Level Up, Loot, Laughs – No Square Bounds!
    The Grotto <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/creepers-chaos-ukraine-edition/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to The Grotto Minecraft Server

    Join us at play.thegrotto.gg

    About The Grotto

    The Grotto is a 4-month season-based survival server, focused on creating a server that anyone can join and enjoy at any time. Whether you’re an adventurer looking to traverse our custom-generated landscape, a warrior ready to face off in our monstrous raid dungeons, or just a casual player looking to make friends and have a good time, we do our best to offer you the experience you’re looking for!

    Core Features

    Custom World Generation
    Custom Items & Recipes
    Boss Dungeons
    No P2W Ranks
    Player Levelling/Rankup System
    McMMO
    Jobs
    Economy

    Do remember though, that we offer far more than is listed here, you’ll just have to join us and see for yourself!

    Interested?

    If you’re interested in taking a look at The Grotto and the features we offer, we welcome you to join our Discord or connect to our Server with play.thegrotto.gg

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join The Grotto Minecraft Server?

    A: You can join by connecting to play.thegrotto.gg

    Q: Is there a custom world generation in The Grotto?

    A: Yes, The Grotto offers custom world generation for a unique gameplay experience.

    Q: Are there boss dungeons in The Grotto?

    A: Yes, The Grotto features boss dungeons for players to challenge.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Creepin’ with Biden

    Creepin’ with Biden
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further! Our server is home to a motley crew of characters including Charles Carlisle ‘Chuck’ Johnson, Nicholas John Fuentes, Richard Bertrand Spencer, and even Joseph Robinette Biden!

    Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and battle our way through the pixelated world of Minecraft. With these infamous figures by your side, you never know what kind of shenanigans will ensue. Will Chuck Johnson try to sell you some questionable redstone contraptions? Will Richard Spencer try to start a white supremacist faction? Will Joe Biden accidentally punch a villager thinking it’s a zombie? The possibilities are endless!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become best buds with a controversial political figure or two. Just watch out for those creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits you on our server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5192 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • LOLcraft: The Oashit Rose Server – Where Minecraft meets hilarity in 100 characters or less!

    LOLcraft: The Oashit Rose Server – Where Minecraft meets hilarity in 100 characters or less!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every day we have a special event where you can pay 6 figures for an altcoin daily video! And the best part? No one falls for it! It’s like a game within a game, trying to see who can resist the temptation of paying ridiculous amounts of money for a virtual video. Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of altcoin madness.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Enchantments Applied: 192

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Rosefall: Where Mining Leads to Boss Fights and Lost Diamonds. No RSVP Required!

    Rosefall: Where Mining Leads to Boss Fights and Lost Diamonds. No RSVP Required!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Address play.rosefall.net
    Join Our Discord discord.gg/rosefall

    Key Features

    • Custom Vanilla | Experience our server with a twist on Vanilla Minecraft. Play with custom materials, items, and weapons to combat unique adversaries.
    • Dungeons and Quests | Protect Rosefall and uncover its mysteries. Delve into dungeons, tackle quests, and progress through the storyline while collecting impressive loot.
    • Player-Driven Economy | Trade freely and set up player-run shops anywhere in the world, shaping the server’s economy.
    • User-Friendly Land Claiming | Safeguard your property effortlessly with Golden Shovels provided from the start.
    • Free Ranks | Earn ranks by playing and advancing on the server. Each rank comes with its own exclusive perks.
    • Friendly Community | Though we are a new server, we foster a mature, respectful, and friendly player community.
    • Custom Textures | Elevate your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets, and more!

    What is Rosefall?

    Rosefall is an up and coming Minecraft server that was publicly released on April 5th, 2024. We’ve crafted a unique Minecraft experience by infusing it with a touch of magic. Immerse yourself in a world teeming with breathtaking landscapes, hidden mysteries, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Explore diverse towns and villages, each with its own allure, awaiting your discovery and conquest.

    Whether you’re a solitary traveler, a budding architect, or a courageous hero, Rosefall has something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, unravel the land’s enigmas, and etch your legend into the annals of Minecraft lore. The possibilities are boundless, and the choices are entirely yours to make.

    Step into the enchanting world of Rosefall, where roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft odyssey. Your destiny beckons.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server only for experienced players? No, Rosefall welcomes players of all experience levels. Whether you’re a beginner or a veteran, there is something for everyone to enjoy.
    Can I create my own quests on the server? Currently, the quests on Rosefall are curated by the server staff. However, we are open to player suggestions and feedback, so feel free to share your ideas!
    Are there any restrictions on building structures? As long as you follow the server rules and guidelines, you are free to build structures wherever land claiming is allowed. Be mindful of other players’ space and respect the environment.
    How can I participate in the player-driven economy? To engage in the player-driven economy on Rosefall, you can set up your own shop, participate in trade with other players, and contribute to the thriving marketplace within the server.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Villages Defended: 19 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6171 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty iDOLM@STER Crew

    Crafty iDOLM@STER Crew
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest idol dreams? Look no further than our server, where you can become the ultimate idol master in a world filled with music, dancing, and drama!

    Join us for epic events like the VL Manaka ConnecTrip, where you can show off your idol skills and connect with other players in FUKUOKA! Who needs real life when you can experience the thrill of being a virtual idol sensation?

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive GK True End Bonuses charts, where you can unlock special powers and abilities to become the top idol in the server. Plus, don’t miss out on the GK Friendless losers competition, where you can prove you’re the ultimate idol without needing any friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and enter the Wide Dimension of idol stardom. Who knows, you might even discover your own Saitama genes like Kotone or become the dumbest blue like Temari. The possibilities are endless in our idol-filled world!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Zombie Swamp Bloodline: Where the Bog Runs Deep in Minecraft

    Zombie Swamp Bloodline: Where the Bog Runs Deep in Minecraft
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where the bog runs in our bloodline! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our founder was actually a swamp creature who fell in love with a Minecraft player and created this server as a way to bridge the gap between their worlds. So yeah, we basically have swamp creature genes in our DNA.

    2. Our server is home to the legendary Bog Queen, who can control the elements and summon frogs to do her bidding. She’s pretty chill though, so don’t worry about getting turned into a toad.

    3. We have a secret underground bog party every Friday night where we dance with the bog spirits and feast on slime-covered cake. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.

    4. Our server is protected by a mystical force field made of bog water, so you’ll never have to worry about griefers ruining your builds. Plus, it gives your character a nice swampy glow.

    So come join us on our bog-filled Minecraft adventure and see why the bog runs in our bloodline! Just be sure to watch out for the swamp monsters lurking in the shadows…or maybe try to befriend them, who knows? It’s a wild world out there!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 66
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 170
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • GlowCraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a Minecraft professional treasure hunter! No griefing allowed…unless it’s stealing someone’s diamonds.

    GlowCraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a Minecraft professional treasure hunter! No griefing allowed…unless it’s stealing someone’s diamonds.

    GlowCraft Server Overview

    Discord https://discord.glowcraft.org
    Website https://www.glowcraft.org
    Java IP 25565
    Bedrock IP 19132

    Description: GlowCraft is a laid-back Survival Multiplayer network. We feature many options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure,” Glowcraft features custom items as well as normal gameplay. Everything on our network is obtainable through gameplay.

    Economy Focus: We believe good gameplay starts with the player, so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-game without having to support on the webstore. Some of our perks include Crate Keys, Vote Rewards, and Glow Sticks.

    Main Features:

    • Jobs
    • Daily Quests
    • GlowQuest (Chapter 1 Beta)
    • Season 3 Elemental (Released)
    • Fully Player Run Economy
    • Chest Shops
    • Player Warps
    • In-Game Reward Shops
    • Vote Shop
    • Pinata Parties

    We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

    FAQ

    1. How do I connect to the GlowCraft server? To connect to GlowCraft, use the Java IP: 25565 or the Bedrock IP: 19132 in your Minecraft client.

    2. Are there any in-game rewards available? Yes, GlowCraft offers various in-game rewards such as Crate Keys, Vote Rewards, and Glow Sticks.

    3. Can I trade, sell, and buy items in-game? Yes, GlowCraft promotes player interaction by providing ways to trade, sell, and buy items within the game without the need to use a webstore.

    4. Are there any special features on GlowCraft? GlowCraft offers features like Jobs, Daily Quests, GlowQuest, Season 3 Elemental, Chest Shops, Player Warps, In-Game Reward Shops, Vote Shop, and Pinata Parties.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride through the land of pixelated madness!

    Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! We have a special plugin that gives all pigs wings and they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a ride on one of our flying pigs!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against an army of evil chickens. These chickens are no ordinary poultry, they have been genetically modified to shoot lasers from their eyes and breathe fire. It’s a clucking good time!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Banana of Doom. Legend has it that whoever possesses this banana will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Just be careful, because the banana is guarded by a giant robot monkey named KONGROO who will stop at nothing to protect it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Zombie Dances: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Kreuz SMP server Minecraft

    Kreuz SMP server Minecraft

    Kreuz is perhaps the best server with vanilla mechanics you’ve ever encountered.

    We are not chasing a bunch of unnecessary plugins. We are supporters of brevity and minimalism, and we believe that real imagination and talent are revealed only in Vanilla Minecraft.

    Our server contains elements of RolePlay, such as courts, government and markets, but roleplaying RP remains your choice.

    Why us?

    Plugins. Only the most necessary plugins are installed on our server. Nothing extra

    The buildings. The players of our server work hard on every project, so when walking around the server you won’t see boxes of dirt 🙂

    Events. Our players regularly hold events to entertain themselves and others

    In one word – Comfort.

    Buy a pass with automatic delivery and start your adventure now!

    You can play both with a license and with a pirated version.

    Beginning of season No. 1: 03/08/2024

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Invictus: Where the creepers are always on vacation in 1.7.10!

    Invictus: Where the creepers are always on vacation in 1.7.10!

    Invictus Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Invictus ⛏️
    Founded 2020
    Discord Members 170+
    Server Type Public
    Server IP invictusmc.net

    For more information, visit Discord Invite Link

    Features:

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server IP? The server IP is invictusmc.net
    When was the server founded? The server was founded in 2020
    Is the server modded? Yes, the server is currently running GT: New Horizons modpack
    How often does the world reset? The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version
    Are new players welcome? Yes, the server welcomes anyone and everyone

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Blocky Booty

    Blocky Booty
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

    Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing creepers?

    Our server is so crazy that even Vegapunk and Joyboy couldn’t handle the madness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Crops Grown: 5381
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

    Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

    Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Animals Bred: 23
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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