Aguahax | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3665
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the Blocktopus and earn its respect? Only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Block Breaker Bob – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun! Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who control the very fabric of the game. Want to join their ranks and learn the secrets of the blocky universe? Then you better hurry and join us now!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring browsers and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret exploding all the time).

Super Mario World Romhacks Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Tired of boring old video games with realistic graphics and complicated storylines? Say goodbye to modern vidya and join our Minecraft server where you can punch trees, ride pigs, and build giant statues of your favorite memes!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find it. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to uncover its location.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can battle giant mutant creepers, ride on the backs of dragons, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and build ridiculous structures like giant toilets and roller coasters that go through lava.

So if you’re ready to leave modern vidya behind and embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter and mayhem, then join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of the server and have songs sung about your epic exploits!

> Women are Stupid Bitches, Your Body My Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Bitches, Body, Choice, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, Harassment, Minecraft, Misogyny, RIGHTS, sexism, smp, Stereotypes, stupid, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, violence, Women

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Items Found:	1573
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and trolling your friends with outrageous pranks.

Our server is filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, the mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. We have flying creepers, dancing skeletons, and even a zombie king who throws parties in his underground lair. Will you be brave enough to face these challenges and emerge victorious?

So come join us and be a part of our wacky community. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for pulling off the most epic pranks and building the most outrageous structures. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means calling out your friend’s terrible singing skills in the middle of a battle.

GreekCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient Ruins, athens, Beautiful Scenery, culture, debt crisis, Economy, emotions, european union, Food, greece, Greek people, GreekCraft, History, Islands, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Opinions, perceptions, Politics, Server, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8821	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Zombie Dances:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	108599
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of building the same old boring structures in Minecraft? Do you crave adventure and excitement in your blocky world? Then come join our server, where we have recreated the entire country of Greece in all its glory! Explore ancient ruins, battle mythical creatures, and even take on the role of a Greek god if you’re feeling extra powerful.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground rave club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a wild and hilarious journey through the land of Greece? Come join us and see why everyone is raving about our server – it’s a blocky adventure like no other!

Paypig SMP – Beta Cuck Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Beta, Betas, cuck, Domination, fetish, fetish community, financial control, financial domination, findom, Humiliation, kink, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, online domination, paypig, paypiggy, paypigs, sicko cucks, smp, submissive lifestyle, submissive men, sugar baby, sugar daddy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We’re on the hunt for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks who are ready to dominate the virtual world like never before. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (but maybe seek some help). Just make sure you come prepared to spend some serious diamonds because we don’t mess around with broke players here. So come join us on this wild ride and let’s see just how far your wallet can take you. xoxotag: monomiss (because why not add a little mystery to the mix?)

BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	55	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	910	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whatever floats your boat).

Rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes on top-secret missions to retrieve rare diamonds and emeralds for the server economy. But shh, don’t tell anyone or you might blow his cover!

We also have a resident prankster who loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, he replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT blocks and let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them.

But the real question is, are you brave enough to join our server and see if YOU can keep getting away with it? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Bottoms Up Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bottom, Bottoms, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Intimacy, LGBT community, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, Self-expression, self-identity, Server, sexual orientation, sexual preference, tgirl, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimension Hops:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including getting hit on by a Tgirl who wants to make you her bottom! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wild and crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and of course, navigating the unexpected advances of Tgirls who just want to shake things up. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up becoming the queen of the server’s bottom hierarchy!

So come on and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

Early What Part of Leverkusen Are You From Minecraft SMP

Childhood, city, Community, District, Early, early life, geography, germany, heritage, Hometown, Identity, leverkusen, local ], location, Memories, Minecraft, Neighborhood, Origins, part, Place, Region, Roots, smp, upbringing

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7597	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players from all over Leverkusen joining in on the fun. From the posh neighborhoods with diamond-studded houses to the quirky corners where villagers throw crazy parties, there’s never a dull moment in this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hunting down rare mobs like the elusive Ender Dragon, or if you want to show off your building skills by constructing a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead players to hidden chests filled with enchanted goodies and golden apples.

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because in this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in Leverkusen!

Block Party Minecraft Server

after party, bad decisions, BLOCK, Character development, character motivations, character psychology, Characters, discussion, History, Last Chapter, manga analysis, manga critique, Manga Review, Midora, Minecraft, Party, plot twists, Server, spectrum, story progression, Toriko, toriko anime, Toriko manga, Toriko series

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7250	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as Midora’s decision-making skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good plot twist and nonsensical choices. Join us and embark on a journey filled with unexpected turns and mind-boggling moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own sanity just like Midora! So come on, join us and let’s make some questionable decisions together!

Hawk Tuah Girl Minecraft SMP: MemeCoin Lawsuit Response

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise and the creepers are trained circus performers who explode confetti instead of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can tame a wild llama, it will take you on a magical journey to a hidden realm filled with enchanted loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

acceptance, blockparty, coexistence, culture, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Global community, Harmony, Humanity, Imagine, inclusion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, prejudice, racism, Server, society, tolerance, Unity, world without jews, world without whites

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	175	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only thing whiter than the snow-capped mountains is the teeth of our friendly villagers! And don’t worry, our diamond mines are definitely not run by any sneaky jews trying to steal your loot.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the only drama is whether to build your house out of quartz or diamond blocks. Our community is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to love and explode in harmony.

But beware, our Ender Dragon is a total diva and will only be defeated by players wearing the trendiest armor sets. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s whiter and more drama-free than a Taylor Swift concert.

Attempted Murder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Votes:	1716
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5013
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of survival in a world where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are a daily occurrence.

One time, a player tried to steal someone’s diamonds and it turned into a full-blown PvP battle that ended in a hilarious chase scene through the Nether. It was literally attempted murder, but don’t worry, no one actually died (in the game, at least).

We have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell items, but watch out for the shady traders who might try to scam you with fake enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in our custom-built dungeons that are filled with deadly traps and powerful bosses.

Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready!

Towa’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Votes:	3652

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Towa wins… at being the most ridiculously awesome server out there!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the Rainbow Llama Unicorn. Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or just make them jealous of your fabulous mount).

So why wait? Join Towa wins… and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Players:	96/700	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Emeralds Found:	9652
Dimension Hops:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	77
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Zombie Dances:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1