AgingLikeFineWine | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Farms Harvested:	206	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	273499

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WeddingCrasher69

Boundaries, bride, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, family, family drama, family dynamics, husband, in-laws, leaving early, reception, relationships, Resentment, seating, sister-in-law, social events, Son, Wedding, wedding etiquette, WeddingCrasher69

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding seating arrangements!

Join us for epic adventures, build your dream world, and leave all the drama behind. No $400 lodging fees here, just pure fun and creativity!

Who needs a sister-in-law when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who will always have your back? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle (literally).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the SIL drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way cooler than your real one.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BreakUpBluesMC SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, BreakUpBluesMC, coping with breakup, DUMPED, emotional pain, emotional trauma, getting over heartbreak, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, love, moving on, painful breakup, relationships, smp, worst breakup, worst breakup ever, worst breakup experience, worst breakup stories, worst way to break up

Are you tired of getting dumped in the most boring ways possible? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and get dumped in the most epic and outrageous ways you can imagine! From being thrown into a pit of lava to getting hit by a flying pig, we guarantee you’ll never have a boring breakup again! So why wait? Join now and experience the most insane breakup stories you’ll ever hear!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DeleteMyExCraft

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If life had a ‘delete’ button, I’d totally erase all the times I accidentally punched my pet pig in Minecraft. But fear not, on our server, you won’t have to worry about accidentally smacking your animal friends because we have a strict no-punching policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding creepers (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance). So come on over and hit that delete button on all your Minecraft mishaps by joining our server today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	268

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Thunderstorm Energy Quest

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got some next level shizz goin’ on! We got mysterious form of high-energy radiation spotted in thunderstorms, like whaaat?! It’s like playin’ Minecraft on steroids, man!

When you join, you might get superpowers or turn into a mutant creeper, who knows?! It’s all part of the fun, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures.

But be careful, cuz there’s also a gang of evil villagers tryin’ to take over the server. You gotta team up with other players and fight ’em off with your diamond swords and enchanted bows. It’s a battle for survival, but also a barrel of laughs!

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12