AgingLikeFineWine | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Who’s a famous person that became more attractive with age? Well, just like how diamonds get shinier over time, our Minecraft server has only gotten better with age! Join us and witness the legendary transformation of our server from a humble blocky world to a majestic kingdom filled with epic builds and crazy adventures.

We’ve got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (yes, you can actually eat the blocks!). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because just like a fine wine or George Clooney, we only get better with age. Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you in our Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Buildings Constructed:	40
Villages Defended:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	197
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CluelessCraft

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magic Items Found:	6359	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

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hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	794
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchantments Applied:	60
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Starblocks

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Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Star Shards Collected:	139

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CrimsonCraft

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Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5884	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magic Items Found:	1703	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	657854	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Farms Harvested:	885
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Items Found:	1684
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Items Found:	8715
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.