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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 9780 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Magic Crystals Found: 19 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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