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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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