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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63
Falling into the Void: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY