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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 30
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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