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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4919 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4620 |
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