Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8858 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Imagine a world where stepmoms try to convince you to change your name as a Christmas gift, where babysitters are hired just to make you love them, and where being called “spoiled and bratty” is just another day in the blocky paradise.
So come on in and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with! Just remember, in this world, you can be whoever you want to be, even if your stepmom disagrees.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Are you tired of being asked to babysit your nieces and nephews every few months while trying to start your own family? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape the real world and focus on building your dream virtual family instead!
Join us for outrageous adventures, like dodging last-minute doctor appointments and navigating rocky family relationships. Plus, earn virtual currency by completing fertility treatments and IVF procedures!
And don’t worry about being approached as a couple to babysit – on our server, we only ask your Minecraft character directly. Because who needs real-life communication skills when you can just send a message in the game?
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs flights paid for when you can teleport in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 627 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of gold blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the server. We have a strict “no dirt hut” policy because we believe in only the most extravagant and outrageous builds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond gear. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and uncover their secrets?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2028 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
imagine battling mobs while also fighting off deadly bacteria with our special virus-infused weapons. it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!
join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where viruses are your friends and bacteria are your enemies. who knew that getting sick could be so much fun?
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s infect this server with some good times!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1450 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
