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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8751 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9755 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly you find out that your best friend has been secretly dating your mom in-game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base where two players are roleplaying a forbidden romance between a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that is equal parts hilarious and chaotic, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this SMP, anything can happen. And who knows, you might just find yourself in a scandalous relationship with someone twice your age.