Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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