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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 238 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7574 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
one time, this dude tried to build a house outta diamonds but ended up summonin’ a dragon instead. it was wild, man.
and guess what? we got Germany’s first African-born MP playin’ with us too! he’s standin’ down after some racist abuse, but don’t worry, we got his back.
so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, right?